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A stream of cons.

It's (another) girl

The w_rld now exists fully inside the Creator's mind.

The Creators were bored with what they had and decided to come together to create a new w_rld.

Your builder is probably not a very good plumber. #TIL


Finally! The builders have gone. Not that we didn’t love them and their crrrazy Kosovan sense of humour (they never tired of laughing at »


Our house is made of wallpaper

Juan, as he peels away at the walls...